(Closed) FUNNY on the web stories that are dating! POST YOURS! :D So I’ve been following the on line dating success thread

Therefore I’ve been following the web success thread that is dating.

The like okay Cupid, a man from my old senior school started down by statweng that i decided to go to HS along with his cousin. He seemed super harmless and dorky but notably embarrassing (of note, we’re both Chinese). Back at my profile it said I’d like to learn Spanish and was enthusiastic about someone whom could show me personally. And it went like this…For full MONTHS in which he wouldn’t normally DISAPPEAR.

Guy: and that means you want it South for the Border, eh?

Man: you want dudes from Southern associated with the Border (SOB).

Man: therefore could it be because Asian dudes don’t have much happening Southern associated with Border?

Man: you realize, Asian chicks today just don’t want up to now Asian dudes any longer, is it as a result of just exactly what we’ve got SOB?

Me personally (annoyed): NO, IF YOU BELIEVE IT REALLY IS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE ACTUALLY SOB WHICH MAKES GIRLS N’T NEED UP TO NOW YOU, YOU ARE MISSING ANYTHING BIG HERE.

Man: Don’t stress i will be satisfied with what’s Southern of the BORDER. Don’t get all upset, it is ok if you like the CHORIZO as opposed to the LAP CHEUNG (a kind of sweet chinese sausage), I’ve got this identified.

Man: therefore, whenever are we getting supper?

and thus it proceeded…

LOL. It absolutely was infuriating during the right time but i believe straight right back and recognize exactly exactly how ridiculously funny it was…

We do not have stories to ad.. nonetheless it ended up being funny, in a creapy form of method!

This 1 man and I also did“click that is n’t romantically, but are both cat fans therefore for WEEKS we simply sent one another photos of y our kitties. It had been sorts of nice to possess a person who cared the maximum amount of in regards to the attractive things my kitty does when I do haha. He stopped texting a month or more ago, assuming he probably discovered anyone to date finally.

Additionally, we inadvertently came across the profile of a coworker. I happened to be studying the picture thinking the man seemed familiar (guy is utilizing MAD old photos) and abruptly it clicked and I also was like “GET AWAY BREAK FREE!!”

He provided me with some strange takes care of (and def visited my profile straight right straight back), but we never talked about it to one another and each of us are now actually in relationships and (i suppose for him) not any longer utilize the web web site.

Additionally – I would personally certainly report that man to OkCupid for harassment. That isn’t cool at all. Anybody and everyone whom delivered me stuff like that got obstructed and reported.

@gut_feeling: Lol well besides the handful of dudes we talked about, In addition had one steal my shirt. We went up to their destination once or twice for supper and I also drank way too much wine the final time I happened to be here and didn’t wanna drive house, thus I stayed the night time and then he gave me some garments to settle. He attempted to fall asleep into it, so in the morning I got dressed and forgot to put my shirt on over my tank top and left it in his bathroom with me and I wasn’t. We texted him about any of it and then he stated he’d hold onto it in my situation and therefore he ended up scruff com being getting excited about seeing me personally once again the next week-end. Well, I texted him some more times and then he didn’t anymore answer me. Evidently he had been pissed with him and decided to keep my shirt lol off I didn’t sleep. It had been certainly one of my shirts that are favorite 🙁

I’ve never tried online dating myself…. However some of my buddies have actually, and I also understand dad has too.

Evidently, my close friends mother found my dad’s profile on a single associated with web sites. It traumatized her, and she had been so mortified she quickly removed her profile. It was thought by me personally had been hilarious, but still love to tease her sometimes about how exactly she might have been my new mommy.

My favorite that is personal is man on match that sent me personally a note that consisted just of “i must say i desire to clean the hair.” Hilarious/creepy all in one single.





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